Heath Shaw is at it again.
Sorry, Lord Heath Shaw, that is.
The GWS veteran has compiled a pocket profile on the Giants' website and it's absolutely everything you'd expect from Heater.
We've got the best bits below!
HEATH SHAW'S POCKET PROFILE:
Name: Heath Shaw
Nickname: Sparkles, Notso
Grand Final – day, twilight or night: At the GIANTS we just do preliminary finals.
Best set shot at your club: Dave Matthews (CEO)
Most underrated AFL player: Tony Shepard (Chairman)
My coach often says… “My name spelled backwards is Noel.”
Best advice you’ve received: “There’s no such thing as bad weather, you’re just wearing the wrong clothes.”
Least-preferred teammate on road trips and why: Shane Mumford, we dealt with that by forcing him to retire.
Team barracked for as a kid: Eastside Dingoes FC
Best concert attended: High 5
Three apps you can’t live without: Weather App, TAB App, BLYS Massage App
Guilty pleasure: Innocent until proven guilty
Your passions or interests outside footy: Hotel Management, recycling, reverse parallel parking
Do you have any pets: Giraffe (Lachlan Keeffe)
Favourite cartoon or movie character: Dufman