Triple M CoMMMedy Kids: Dodges Ferry Primary School

Hear their jokes

Triple M CoMMMedy Kids: Dodges Ferry Primary School

 We absolutely loved visiting the gorgeous Dodges Ferry Primary School!

Thanks to Mrs Buckley and her grade 6 class for having us!


Paige What did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in the field
Tempany What runs around your hours but never moves? A fence.
Tayah Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake
Kelis What do you call a man with a rubber toe. Roberto
Emily I tried to write a story with a blunt pencil. It was pretty pointless.
Bella One day a chicken crossed the road and it met James Bond who said, "my name is Bond, James Bond. What's your name." The chicken replied, "Ken, Chick-En."
Liam What animal falls from the clouds? A Rain-deer
Halle Where do pencils come from? Pencil-vania
Jacob What car stars in action adventure films? Harrison Ford
Thad Someone stole my mode ring… I didn't know how to feel about that
Coen Did you know people in Britain don't like the Flinstone? Yeah, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Henry What does the tiniest vampire get up to at night? Your ankles.
Brody My mum said she wasn't happy with me report and said I needed more A's. I said Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Xavier What did the duck say when she finished shopping? I'll just put it on my bill.
Zoe What did the tomato say to the other tomato in a race? Come on, catch up.

Did you hear about the new restaurant called karma? There's no menu, you get what you deserve.


Cleo What did Snow White sing when she found out her holiday photos weren't ready? "Some day my prints will come"
Claudia What did one eye say to the other eye? Don't look now but something between us smells.
Grace What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho-cheese
Holly Do you want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Lani What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Toby I was addicted to the hokey pokey. But luckily I turned myself around.
DJ Harry Potter was running down a hill. J.K he was rowling down it.
Mrs Buckley I forgot how to use a boomerang. But it came back to me.
Nathan I recently got diagnosed with colour blindness. It came completely out of the purple.